They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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