So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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