Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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