the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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