Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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