I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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