We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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