I'm so fucking centered right now
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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