We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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