Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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