I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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