I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
wow bdsm is so cute
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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