I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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