Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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