i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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