you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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