i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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