do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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