What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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