Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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