I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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