she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
the liver wants what the liver wants
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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