Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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