Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
