I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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