you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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