You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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