question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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