Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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