look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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