My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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