I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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