Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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