so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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