I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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