Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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