I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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