The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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