Quick, to the slutcave!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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