She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Randomize
