This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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