Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
NoShamevember. You game?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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