people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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