dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
He did a backflip because drugs
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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