I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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