yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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