She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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