Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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