It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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