His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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