i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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