the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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