Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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